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Our side-splitting, outrageously funny book on sale at - Amazon. I have achieved my seventy years in the usual way, by sticking strictly to a scheme of life which would kill anybody else I will offer here, as a sound maxim, this: That we can't reach old age by another man's road. On my seventieth birthday I felt as if I were standing on a mountain height, at whose foot the ocean of eternity was audibly rushing; while before me, life with its deserts and flower-gardens, its sunny days and its stormy days, spread out green, wild, and beautiful. The first forty years of our life give the text, the next thirty furnish the commentary upon it, which enables us rightly to understand the true meaning and connection of the text with its moral and its beauties. Schopenhauer Oh, to be seventy again. Georges Clemenceau On seeing a pretty girl on his eightieth birthday.
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Disclosure: This post may contain affiliate links. What does that mean? This list of 70th birthday wishes range from humorous to sincere, so you can find the perfect thing to say to the guest of honor! The secret to staying young? Live with integrity, eat healthy foods, exercise frequently, but, most importantly, lie about your age! Like busses, birthdays are never the number you want!
Choosing 70th birthday wishes is not as easy as it may look. Turning 70 is a major and, for some people, an emotionally tricky milestone to reach. Some soon-to-be 70 year olds dread everything about turning 70, from the likelihood of more wrinkles on their face to the onslaught of new aches and pains that never seem to go away. Then, you have the type of seventysomethings who have chosen to grow older gracefully, treasuring the trail of memories and wrinkles they've forged and enjoyed over seven decades. That's why great 70th birthday messages on this page celebrate this occasion with tender, loving care. Happy 70th birthday! You deserve all the accolades you're getting and more.